[tweet from Comrade Sisko @Pinko69420 with a photo of a sign posted on a street next to a nature print covered box. The sign says “A world without trans people has never existed and never will”]
widespread archaeological evidence suggests that many North Americans of this era acknowledged the existence of three genders: “men”, “women”, and “employees only”
I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it’s mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.
but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like… old man voice say “I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells” and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard
take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: “I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations” and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared
When we admit people to the hospital, we ask if they have any particular anxieties, concerns, or fears they want us to know, and most people say no or they’ll say something related to their disease process or some logistics about being admitted. But one guy said he was worried about the ghosts of people who died in the hospital. I don’t know how actionable that is, but by god do I respect it as an answer
it’s also. frankly. an extremely funny thing to see written in a patient’s chart.
“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
The group chat has decided that since I’ve only had one sexual relationship and it wasn’t a very good one and I’ve since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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